Couple of Days till I Depart!

So here I am, blogging again...BLOGGGG!!! haha

It's only a couple of days until I head off to my motherland. A motherland by which I have not seen since....well...ever? I guess you could say that my real mother in Kanata and Corea is my mom's mom. Confusing...yes....very~

Ok, so I'm suppose to write a bunch of things that are really funny so I can get you guys to keep reading right? Well I'll tell you one thing, I'm afraid of Korean FOBS. It's not that they smell or have bad breath, although some of them do, it's that most of the ones I've met have this strange belief that life is like a box of chocolate....shit...what I meant to say is that they think that life is like a Korean Drama? I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sure hoping that this trip will change the way I think? I almost have this glimmer of hope that somewhere along my way in Korea, I'll meet people that think life is more like the T.V show Glee, where they all just stop what they are doing and start singing and dancing...hahaha wow that would be AWESOME!!! I guess what I'm trying to say is that I've become so distant with my motherland culture that I've grown this fear that has not allowed me to delve deeper into my real background. Again, the time I'm there, it will make me into a REAL MAN...I mean a REAL KOREAN MAN! haha

So, if you've read up to here, you have no life and you should really get a hobby! hahaha j/k, I'm the one sitting here in my room (which is sexy since I renovated it) typing in some lonely website which no one is probably going to read. I say sad you? haha reality? I say sad me...a sad guy in a really nice room! haha I should probably take some pictures of my room too. Too bad its a bloody mess. hahaha.

Ok, so here's the plan! I've got a list of things that people want me to do. I've already logged it into my phone and I plan on fulfilling all of them! I have to say though, guys and girls are perverted alike...girls just word their request in a fashion where they don't look like a full-blown pervert...haha you girls know who you are!

Here's an example: "take a picture with two girls in a themed hotel room."

Ok, first off the person will remain anonymous hahaha. Secondly, after reading this, think to yourself, "what the hell is a guy going to be doing in a themed hotel room with two girls?" I was thinking playing a lengthy game of monopoly? What were you thinking? you hentai! haha to be honest, I think what she was trying to say is...MONOPOLIZE dem' gals boi! The request itself is a great one, because if for some random chain of events that it does become reality, I'll have a giant smile on my face! hahaha! tyty for the request, you're awesome!!!

And as for you you guys, stay PERVERTED! Actually some of you need to tone it down a tad bit. LOL but honestly, can you imagine how boring life would be if we were all prude? oh man...

Anyhooooo, I'm going to be documenting my travels in this blog and upload some sexy pictures so you guys can literally be there with me...well without actually being there! I love you all and I'll be missing you guys dearly...I'll miss some of you more than others, but nonetheless you'll all be missed! hehe

So I'll be posting when I'm in Korea. Until then, go do something productive, because you just wasted about 5 minutes of your life here. hahaha!

Peace!
Danko a.k.a peanut